It would suck if P!nk were my mom, and I HATE my mom.

It was on MLBTV.  It's a separate package you need to subscribe to.

I see bank tellers that look like Jay Z all the time.  Why, I saw three such tellers just last week!

I forget who or what that is.  Is it a husband/wife team that writes hit songs for the Black Eyed Peas?

I would pay good money to see James Avery bodily throw Jay Z out of a Bel-Air mansion.

That will be one helluva Scratch 'n Sniff promotion.

I don't think it's unfair to call these people stupid.  Eating gross food is pretty stupid.

Apparently they Honey Boo Boo street team has been slacking off.

Just add avocado.

In Skyler's defense, she just hasn't been the same since Hostetler tried to nut that horse and it trampled her idiot son with Bullock's dead brother.

If you didn't see the whole "Walt Jr. intentionally gives Walt Sr. cancer" storyline coming, then I don't know what show you've been watching.

I don't understand why Pittbull and P. Diddy aren't in the Jesse photos.

"Fields of Snow" is easily my most favorite Sting song.

She was the one who wrote "Taking Care of Business"?

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It's at least partly hilarious.

Being 97 years old is the new binging on Arrested Development.

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Where the tuna fish play

Hey Roose, do you know why you Boltons are such an afterthought?  It's because you don't have a famous sword.  Any family worth its bread and salt has a famous sword.  Even the houses without a famous sword currently had one back in the day, and they no doubt lost it in a bad ass way, like in a volcano or some shit.

For the same reason, I have positive feelings about the Shia LaBeef vehicle "Holes."  To clarify, I went on my first date with your now-wife to the movie "Holes."