I could go for a smattering of avocado-based spread on a twelve inch crust of bread right now.

Also, John Leguizamo.  You can't have erotic Spawn fan-fiction and not include John Leguizamo.

Considering that the AV Club's readership consists largely of roody-poo candy asses, maybe you're right.

Ya know, during the summer when there's a real lack of new programming, couldn't you people be checking in on the WWF?  I'd love weekly recaps of what those panda-saving sons of bitches are up to.

Kevin James also assembled a sort-of comedy Avengers: Patton Oswalt, Jerry Stiller, Lou Ferrigno, and that one girl who was on MadTV twenty years ago.

It's probably because Guy Fieri is all over the Shrek movie soundtracks.

The other day my wife laughed at a commercial for this.  I was all like, "Hey! Goober!  What's with the laughing?"

Not after one season.  It got cancelled mid-season, hence that crazy ass episode 10 (?) finale where everything got wrapped up in a weird ass montage.

Limited release though.  Only 100,000 screens.

There's definitely something sad going on.

Life is just people running from place to place and making phone calls.  I'd elaborate on this point, but I have to go make a phone call at a place two miles up the road.

My wife and I are saving our movie-going dollars for some documentary about killer whale abuse.  It promises to be the feel good hit of the summer.

classic mistake

I'm holding out for a season where everyone is haunted by the ghost of Michael Clarke Duncan.

That's why they want to stay hidden.  Humans could never understand hyper-grief.

This isn't an article about the cast of A Different World, so cool your jets.

They could throw up some green screens and shoot the whole thing in Vancouver.

the raisins of castamere?

You couldn't geology your way out of a cardboard box, fignuts!

Macklemore and Lewis?  Those were the two guys who explored the Louisiana Purchase territory.