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Mr. Ellsworth
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H-BOMBFRIDGE!  It's an H-Bomb that explodes fridges all over the place.

I doubt Ian Ziering has a data package on his phone.

Are you trying to draw attention to the fact that Cadillac was the chief sponsor of the 2013 BET Awards?

Nights in white seitan
Never reaching the end
Meat substitutes I've avoided
Never meaning to bend

"Gangnam Style" is the greatest rap song of the last decade.

So go sue somebody already.  The Rock, Black Eyed Peas, just bring a class action suit against all Pacific Islanders.

Strange, considering I always thought the name Dance Monkey Boy was a mangled Sage Francis reference.

Quit with the Arrested Development quotes!

There's been a real focus on jabronis around here lately. 

I tried to telling this to the Mighty Mighty Bosstones for the better part of the 90s.

*Paula Dean's racism considers taking legal action; glazes ham with another ham instead*

"I'mma show you that Gawd does exist."

@avclub-92a972196ae14b06997dc73a44c6cddd:disqus I didn't say this as a reference.  I think it's a bit broad for you to pin it on AD.

You are the Oogieloves of commenters, dude.

Still in the renting game, are ya?  Who do you prefer: West Coast Video or Hollywood Video?

Literally dozens.

Well Lou Reed probably really, really liked that song of his Satellite of Love, and that song has always sucked.

Moqorro is HUGE though.  Like Mountain huge.

When I turn up in King's Landing, it's to score some Dreamwine and Milk of the Poppy.  But the guys at the alchemists guild always make you hang out with them before they'll sell it to you.

Winter Is Coming is having a hard time living in a post-racial internet.