That mincing jackass?  Surely you jest.

Your words can't hurt him, he's fled to High Hermitage, far beyond your grasp.

I kept expecting Jesus to slip the ricin into Judas's loaves and fishes.

And a game of horseshoes is a great game.  What's your point?

Did Suge Knight win the lifetime achievement award this year?

I never get tired of hearing about how gay males think such-and-such actress is so hot that they are having heterosexual feelings for her.  That is the new measuring stick for beauty in the modern day.

Mr. Wu will always be a possibly-gay acupuncturist to me.

I think Pizza Hut was a big factor in their success.  And, to that effect, the Book-It Program.

Do you love it more than the Dark Crystal?  What if you were made to choose?

Did he have a pet monkey?

Has his rank of Captain been verified by the top military brass?

I'm pretty sure James Gandolfini would have wanted Alec Baldwin's wife to tweet at his funeral.

Granted, he'd never be allowed to work in construction again.

Dark tweets, dark words.

Wait until David Arquette dies and we get to explore his oeuvre.

Looks like Will Smith is having a hard time adjusting to living in a post-racial society!

I hate how the Rapping Granny of the 1980's turned into the Cooking Grandmother of the 2010's.

I hate every Cameron I see
from Cameron Crowe
to Cameron D.

Is there anything these Charlie's Angels can't do?

There's already too many Newswire stories about real-life kids stealing money from Johns' pockets in exchange for Hershey candy bars.