In relation to a murder, at least.

All Breaking Bad ever inspired me to do was to buy a Laser Tag shoppe.

Not cancelled.  They just changed the name to Dance Moms.

Educated Texans?  Now I've heard everything!

His hologram makes even worse business decisions!

I guess I assumed this guy was dead.  But maybe that was Big Pun.  Or possibly Bubba Sparxxx.

Somebody had to do it.

Moneyball 2: Still Moneyballin'

And how in the hell do you propose they do that???

I've already gone back to buying whatever the fuck products she sells!

When I think of "husky," I think of my 6th grade school uniform pants, not Scarlett Johansson.

His comedy show in Chicago this past week cost upwards of eighty dollars per ticket.  That's a lot of dollars!

styrofoam baby booties!

How dare you.  It's going to be at least 18 years until this baby can be filmed having sex, and Kris Jenner will be dead a thousand times over by then.

If the Kardashians weren't famous, they'd be coming up with ways to smuggle hospital furniture out of hospitals.

Don't you see?  Everyone takes him seriously.  Only you and me seem not to.  And I don't even know how sincere you are.

Come on, people.

(a myth probably started by the liberal media)

Iron Man 4: Fav4reau's Revenge

If you gotta ask, you can't afford it.