He's a hungry screenwriter.  He's screenwriting for a sandwich.

It's not that Hollywood had it so gay … it's that everyone else had it so much gayer.

A hero?  Maybe.

Better that than having them try to slide in some lyrics from Any Way You Want It.

They're called "characater" actors.

"Where have you been Gandolfini the White?"

The interior decorator?  His place looked like shit!

Even Walter White made it to 52.

I dare you to make a Focker movie without him.

He's got a great burner, I won't deny him that.

Well now I understand why Charlie Sheen called her a cunt.

I would be more (maybe less) shocked to find out that some of her ancestors ATE slaves.

Or

"Watch these two Minnie Driver movies and call me in the morning."

Where can I buy a "Metropolis Strong" t-shirt?

Oh, right, the circus troop from the little-seen fourth season of Deadwood.

These early episodes of The Office seem really hollow without the character Gabe.

Of all the wrongs Pitchfork has perpetrated across the musical world, I blame them most of all for Kanye West.

I liked you better when your username was Diesel.

He's probably saying the same thing about you right now.