You shut your whore mouth!

On the real tip, those nerds on TBBT make the same jokes that Screech Powers made on SBTB twenty years ago.  Fuckin' CBS, how does it work?

I think a supporting nomination should have gone to the Green Bay Packer that banged Liberace.

A naked man has a small amount of precursor; a flayed man has none.

All the apps are excuses for thinly-veiled Joe the Plumber references.

I read somewhere that he only agreed to be in the Mr. Deeds movie for the nookie.  That sweet, sweet Winona Ryder nookie.

Looks like someone hasn't yet taken the Bing Challenge TM.

Your Zune was obsolete when some ad wizard decided to name it a Zune.

You ain't lyin'.  It's so tough out there, people have started naming their kids after They Might Be Giants albums.

But it's the "Juggalo Dream" we're talking about here.  So yes, a juggalo dreams of one day possessing a reasonable amount of Fanta, which can then be traded or pawned for an unreasonable amount of Mountain Mist Faygo.

Jodie Sweetin must be spinning in her grave!

Their first special guest should be the Great Dean Malenko.

Dude, nobody cares about your cat.

Then your failure is complete.

Now I know you're not talking shit about Sylva Santagar!

My cats love running and slamming into a stack of DVDs under the TV, one of which is the first season of Community.  They're gonna love this news!

Any minute he could go mad postal.

I don't know if this is a joke or just a crazy criticism.  She's from Scotland.  Are you saying her fake Irish accent is bad because she can't hide her natural Scottish accent?

He could be serving Cutler some Stevie pie?

So what you're saying is that Martin created the character Hodor in the hopes of one day being able to eat him in real life?