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Mr. Ellsworth
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But Talisa had a body that just wouldn't quit.  It also rarely called in sick!

He was the king.  How remorseful is a king supposed to be to his subjects?

Shut your stinkin' trap!

Well, both of them are from Lorath.

The Maegyr family is gonna come after the Freys in force!

You don't give the Lord of Riverrun a toaster for his wedding.  You need to step it up, at least get him a Showtime grill.  You just set it and forget it!

If Jamie orchestrated the Red Wedding, then he would've written about it in the White Book.

It's not that O'Neal had it so bad, it's that everybody else had it so good.

Can I just tell you people, when I was a kid, I was obsessed with Phat Beach.  I can't recall if I ever actually saw it, but I sure got a kick out of asking video store clerks if it was in stock.

I find it difficult to believe that Lena Dunham's father Jeff wouldn't just put up the cash for something like this.

So how'd ya like Lincoln?

I was operating under the assumption that leprechauns are history's greatest beliebers.

In a lot of ways, leprechauns are like Irish versions of Anne Frank.

I just put that in my bong and smoked it.  Tastes creamy.

I had planned on watching the new Arrested Development episodes, but having read your comment about the reviews, I think I'll save myself the trouble.

… And that's the bottom line, because ABC executives said so!

We asked a hundred people, and their top six answers are on the board.  Name a place that is probably haunted by the ghost of Ray Combs.

Most people have Netflix OR TNT.  A very privileged few have access to both.  Probably only Franklin & Bash fans.

Maybe each song is 20 minutes long.  Classic Blur.

I'm currently going through the same thing with John Travolta's 1996 talkie Michael.