I'm still not entirely convinced that he was gay.  Where is the forensic evidence???

Twice last week!

So is Allegra D.

Magic 8 ball says … you will have plenty of heart burn in your future.

Dawes is currently laying low, until they come out with their version of The Dornishman's Wife for Game of Thrones season 4.

Did you buy it in Chinatown?  Can you get me some?

You should try taking advantage of the alarm function on your cell phone.  No more forgetting!

Remember when that band that sang that theme played at the Smallville High (?) prom (?) in that one episode?

I'm really not into cream porno.

What she needs to be focusing on is putting together the Girls celebrity cruise.  You get to watch a live scene of Girls on your own private island!

Maybe this will open up the door to the possibility of the Dream On porn parody I have always wanted.

Wait?  That was actually about sugar?  A whole hill of sugar?  Do you know the street value of that much sugar?

We got a moron here!

Agreed.  I also like when Al Pacino falls out of his chair.

How many documentaries on importing/exporting olive oil do we need?

I'm pretty sure Colin Farrell can't be killed.  After all, he did live through the height of Michelle Rodriguez's constant drunk driving.

You sound like some sort of goddamn clothes fetishist!

It just doesn't pay to be a kid anymore.

ABC Family celebrities.  So basically the cast of Reba's old sitcom.

I think you're thinking of Chris Cornell.