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Mr. Ellsworth
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You know they stole that beat from Kanye, right?

I think you're thinking of Audioslave.

They were better when they were called 1000 Homo DJs.

Finally!  Some work for Jeff Dunham's daughter!

She's her generation's Amanda Freitag.

But what about that four seconds where Big Empty plays during the movie The Crow? 

The Unplugged show begs the question … does STP do a better version of Dancing Days than Led Zeppelin?

My expectations remain insanely low and I hope I never hear a note of it.  We're like opposite twins!

I hope you're right.  The whole Tooth Fairy franchise is riding on him!

I'll never accept criticism of the King of Queens theme.  It's the timeless story of a guy crossing a bridge to get to a woman.  Also, his back is getting tight.

So yes, outside of the USA.

I'm of the opinion that Merchant needs Gervais a lot more than Gervais needs Merchant.  I mean, look at the guy, he's a goggle-eyed freak.

something something Bitches Brew

That's why Mord is banging all those fine ass women in the Vale.

Evens Lannisters

I got four words for you: Khloe Kardashian.

"What people want … no, what people need … are more songs about monkey wrenches."

classic key master

Their inheritances are all tied up in Seabiscuit 2: 2 Seabiscuit 2 Furious.

They didn't have flat-tops in ancient Rome!