Whoever came up with this idea must've been stoned.  BONK.

Relax, dude.  You only YOLO once!

They said the same thing about Arby's restaurants when they first came out, and now look at them, everyone involved with that outfit is a millionaire!

I thought he made special cat litter for special cats.

It is sort of cool.  Until she starts making fun of your cracker ass.

If nothing else, it introduced the world to Chi McBride.

Well that just makes me want to discount the validity of IQ as a measure of intelligence.

Very intelligent?  Are you only saying that because she models her life after the music of Ke$ha?

Looks like this motherfucker never heard of Sierra Mist.

While you were busy replying to her comment, she made off with your link to What's On Tonight.

Nice job with the Olympics, assholes!

Keep those puns coming!

That didn't work for Philip Seymour Hoffman.

There's definitely one Phobe involved.

Why would Stanley want to go to their wedding?  Stanley hates weddings!

2 Dan 2 Real Life

Darryl and that girl Darryl likes.

Throw the Mark Wahlberg down the well
So my country can be free

Without paper magazines, how will be people get their free trials of AOL?

Toxic Office: Does Someone Have to Go?    - 1000:1