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Mr. Ellsworth
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Why can't Sam Jackson get to work on a Jurassic Park prequel?  It could tell the story of how he learned to tell everybody to hold on to their butts.

Goddamn that's funny.

Hey man, I heard him being interviewed on Fresh Air and he sounded like one cool dude.

He's up there though.

It's hard being some asian kid in today's modern get-up-and-go society.

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRKKKKKKSSSSSS!

Re: Howland Reed

Giancarlo Esposito.

King of Queens went off the air years ago, dude.

The Vines owe Sixpence None the Richer $4 million

Thanks for checking in, Kirk Fox!

How about the same premise, except the celebrity turns out to be a fake in the end?

It's gonna be weird when they create a scene of Loras shaving the Blackfish's chest.

I wish I could be everywhere the Others are making awrt.

This tastes like a Clegane's dinner!

Because Jamie's hand was the bear.  And this new fucker was a maiden fair?

This guy thinks he's got all the answers.

On the real tip.  You'd think they'd save that song for a more apropos occasion.

It's time to …

For he is the Captain of America, and Winter Soldier is coming.