You're thinking of Bruce Springsteen.

25 or 6 to 4?

Obviously you're a dude who likes to come original.

Pretty soon it might even Cease to Begin.

Have you looked at your wedding gift registry?  That shit is out of control.  There's like four different chip-n-dip trays on there!

$325?

Ha ha, what's a "BoRics"?

And that groupie grew up to be … Amanda Bynes.

Where's the Chicago show?  Which is to say, I hope there's no Chicago show.

The Call 10: Legacies

Looks like FX has the Louies.

No mention of Louie?

Well they're not driving the wrong way down Lake Shore Drive for the view!

Ari Gold was based on Rahm Emanuel.

50% of Chicago's male population can't afford leather jackets.  So what you're suggesting is that 100% of males in Chicago who can afford leather jackets are wearing leather jackets?  That's dicked up!

How about a show featuring Chicago police driving the wrong way to Lake Shore Drive?  They could call it "Chicago Assholes."

My favorite part of the bible is when Harrison Ford avoids the end of days by hiding in refrigerator. 

Yeah, I didn't really mean to hate the player (or the game, really).

I wonder … does Nick Lachey owe his adult career to Magoo?

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