Jeff Goldblum just needs to sit science down and explain to it how chaos theory works.

Poor Ghost … if that cunting wilding with the pet boar hadn't shown up at Castle Black, then maybe that punk bitch Bowen Marsh never makes his move.

Imagine living in a world where when you try to send your buddy a text message, you gotta worry about some idiot with a bow and arrow shooting down the messenger.

But there's so much paperwork involved in adopting a human child.  Whereas buying humans, well, normally the market sets a fair price.

Summer is a better name than Grey Wind.  What the hell is that about?

How many candy bars did it take to buy your integrity?

When did they start doing music reviews during Science Friday?

My pappy always told me, "Buy timber/lake.  They're not making any more of it."

She's the heiress to the Musgrave candy bar fortune!

I feel like nobody here has ever seen an episode of anything on HBO.  I can think of three Arli$$ episodes better than The Suitcase.

We don't deserve Youtube videos of Peter Dinklage slapping the cast of 7th Heaven.

Banging Ashlee Simpson is what turned him into a pervert.

Baffling, maybe.  But the quality exceeds competent.  It might even be "skilled."

This site is always giving the show Community "A" grades.  What's your point?

Most colonels never were kids.

They should put some dolphins on that show Vikings, if only to bring the levels of rape to historically accurate levels.

I am the one who knuts!

It was a cult centered around giving hugs.  Sounds insidious!

I don't even own a Boy Meets World.

The next thing that you're gonna say is that it makes sense that Topanga was scared to fly on a plane from Philadelphia to Pittsburgh, when she had been on a field trip to Disney World (Land?) a few seasons prior.  Am I supposed to think that her and three other kids took a bus to Disney?