And that's why it's hard to track down a sand people orgy.

The last thing we need is a Pope Juggalo.

I second that emotion.

Next she needs to apologize for having that face.

Now I want to see a sitcom where Jay Leno is married to Leah Remini.  And the Jerry Stiller part is played by Tom Snyder's ghost.

Don't you wish that there were more infamous such-and-such screwjobs?  As many screwjobs as I try to perpetrate, none of them seem to generate much infamy.

How about a Jay Leno Cruise?  You can watch Kevin Eubanks fart into a tuba from your own private island!

When it comes to escorting Mrs. Garret across the thoroughfare, that Richardson has got moves for days!

Kiss my face!

paved the way for COMIC BOOK MEN

Thanks for the history lesson, Aristotle!

I don't get why Bilbo Baggins is supposed to be hot shit.  If he was all that then he would've destroyed the ring himself and left his nephew out of that mess.

"How to play stud poker"?  You're supposed to take those out of the deck!

Following this guy's output was hella confusing back in the day.  He puts out an album, then changes the name of the group to the name of the album.  I have a Pyramid Electric Co. album somewhere that I bought on the assumption that it was probably him.  Now I'll never know!

Which raises another question… why didn't the History Channel just hire Lovie Smith to play Satan?  That's not an indictment of Smith, it's just that he has some free time.

Speaking of Heisenberg, while flipping around the other day I saw the actor that plays Hank was on the show Whitney.  So now I'm really hoping Walter kills him.

Even in a zombie apocalypse, only an idiot leaves their keys in their car.

Maybe try going ten minutes without talking about your son for like the first time ever in life.

I nominate the heir to the Sherman Hemsley fortune.

How about a 2014 Oscars Cruise?  You could give out the award for Best Cinematography from your own private island!