Don't tell that to Michelle Rodriguez!

Looks like someone owes someone a private and a public apology!

Seriously.  Bro's like this reviewer are why I have to steal from salad bars.

That reminds me, I have to go buy some meth from Jake Lloyd.

"Cut the chatter, motherfucker!"

How about a Mad Men Cruise?  You can watch an episode of Mad Men from your own private island!

We'll probably never get to see Bad Doctor, as that scenario was already covered by Dr. DoNoHarm.

You can lead a witness to water, but you can't make him drink.

If you don't support prostitutes, then you're against women's rights.

They paved paradise, and put up a tim burton alice in wonderland pirate ship peter pan.

How about a Food Fighters Cruise?  You could square off against a professional chef on your own private island!

I couldn't like Taylor Swift any less even if she turned out to be Walter White's new (but still emasculating) wife at the end of Breaking Bad.

I think you're thinking of Craig Hodges.

Is that you, Bill?

No, she didn't need braces.  But she did need Susan Powter to teach Will how to better appreciate her.

Did McDonald's UK ever feature the "Beef Wennington?"  It debuted about 15 years ago and was named after Chicago semi-celebrity Bill Wennington.

To what Lisa are you referring?  The Lisa that dated Will Smith on the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, whose father on the show was also the father from Good Times?

This time … from the perspective of the whale that eats Pinocchio.

2/3 of Destiny's Child as Booty

Disney should just have a Beauty And The Beast Cruise.  Beauty And The Beast can headline, and Mulan and Wreck-It Ralph can open up the show(s).