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Mr. Ellsworth
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They ran Vince Coleman out of Missouri!

Well, I don't follow what goes on over at TMZ, and thusly I don't know what likely constitutes a TMZ repost.  What I'm saying is that you've loved Harvey Levin since he first started with The People's Court and tmz.com or .org or whatever is likely your homepage on your Compaq Presario desktop computer.

It's your own fault for following TMZ?

Maybe people could just forget to pay the lady.

Seriously, that Nintendo bit is this dude's lasting legacy.

Barry would never commit suicide.  He's close friends with too many members of Aerosmith for that to happen.

Movie?

I over-valued an original NES by $50,000.

I'd love to see Brule interview Nugent.  I'm sure he would refer to him as "Ted Brangus."

It's like, didn't we learn anything from Terry's adventures in the last season of True Blood?  Guns don't kill people, Iraqi fire demons do.

As a kid, I never put much stock in Batman's morals.  I was always wondering why he wasn't killing more villains.  Was there really going to be a big outcry if he beheaded Killer Croc?

I think I would watch a dating show where the contestants were totally reluctant to even go on a date.

I would hate to think that when the Drowned God takes me into his watery halls that I'm going to run into Shane's nose.

Tonight's hashtag is #walkingnixons

On the subject of Kirk Cameron…

The problem with Built to Spill is not that they're a bunch of old dudes.  The problem is that they have always been old dudes.  They were old dudes when I first got into them, and that was about fifteen years ago.  I don't have any statistics to back me up, but I'm quite certain that they were also old dudes fifteen

For serious.

This guy knows.

AFFC and ADWD will be combined into THREE seasons.

Nobody, and I mean nobody, scores a fight scene for Hell On Wheels like Mumford And Sons.