Her physiognomy coupled with the fact that we've never seen her make her family Lincoln Log sandwiches.

Her physiognomy coupled with the fact that we've never seen her make her family Lincoln Log sandwiches.

Rita Rudner was my generation's Fatty Arbuckle.

I have very fond memories of this movie.

I have very fond memories of this movie.

Billy Connolly?

In today's online Chicago Tribune, under the local mug shots heading, there was a photo of a local sexual deviant who was wearing a "a wizard did it" t-shirt.

When he sits down to watch the sexed-up daughter of Jeff Dunham, he goes by the name Lewd Alcindor.

I find your assessment of R. Kelly to be wanting.

I think I saw R. Kelly at the Gorge about sixTEEN years ago.  So you can probably go to hell.

Is the hit song "I Believe I Can Fly"?  Because that song practically made the movie Space Jam.

I like to imagine that David Wallace bought the company because his wife just wanted him to get out of the house.  But all he seems to do is answer phone calls from home, presumably, so who knows.

I like to imagine that David Wallace bought the company because his wife just wanted him to get out of the house.  But all he seems to do is answer phone calls from home, presumably, so who knows.

I don't know much about beets, bears, or Battlestar Gallactica, but shouldn't Bearyl be a black bear?  He looked like a grizzly where I was sitting.

I don't know much about beets, bears, or Battlestar Gallactica, but shouldn't Bearyl be a black bear?  He looked like a grizzly where I was sitting.

Fuckin' Christ, I totally I forgot about that.  And that's weird, because I used to watch 7th Heaven and get black out drunk all the time!

Congo River Adventure minigolf, to be precise.

If 9/11 made all Americans into New Yorkers, what would it take to make all Americans into Oogielovers?

Nine seasons of a show … about twenty-two episodes per season … that's like a million episodes!

I was really hoping that Andy was dead.