Because Kermit would have a hard time portraying a father to a murdered son and a husband to a murdered wife.

I think the calves might have been CGI.

Remember when Johnny Drama was all up on Lamar Odom because of his sexy calves?  And now Lamar Odom bangs a Kardashian.  What a world, strikes and gutters, swings, horse shoes, roundabouts, hand grenades.

"Top notch" is how I would describe the episode where Eric gives the money from the student union that he was (assistant?) manager of to an organ grinder so that he can import his partner's mail-order monkey bride.

Former NBA great World B. Free did an autograph signing and I missed it?

Don't you get angry with the homeless for always trying to access our internet?  Get your own internet, homeless people!

You're thinking of Del Boca Vista.

Why hasn't someone stepped forward and beaten up Chris Brown already?  What the people need now is a champion …a champion for the people … a people's champion, if you will.

Back when she was popular, I had a dream that involved her, me, and sexual intercourse.  Over the years, the story of that dream has changed to include Nick Lachey, but only as an object for Jessica to be bent over.

This song was the real star of the David Arquette vehicle "Ready to Rumble."

It is known.

And to think blacks spend all that money on big colleges, still most of y'all come out confused.  Go ahead, Mr. Wendal.

Louis CK's mom has one big titty and one little titty and when she walks around everybody calls her Christopher Wallace.

All signs point to maybe.

I thought Frank Ocean was an Animal Collective side project.

I wish more kids were willing to be re-absorbed by their parents to prevent senseless murders.

I always thought that Hanging with Mr. Cooper was a paid advertisement for the Golden State Warriors.

"Roc" was just a rip-off of "The P.J.'s."

Wade really is a villain.  No hero would ever break up with the girl from Bring It On.

I hoping someone can shed some light on the mystery that is Gizmo Duck.