All Westerosi board meetings begin with an exchange of bread and salt.

Jinglebell Bock.

Jinglebell Bock.

The summer islands.

The summer islands.

Normally I don't give a mummer's fart about drinking too much, but the last time I over imbibed I ended up finding out where whores go.

Normally I don't give a mummer's fart about drinking too much, but the last time I over imbibed I ended up finding out where whores go.

You know, they've been selling Sweetsleep for months now.  In the U.S. of stateside, they call it Zquil.

You know, they've been selling Sweetsleep for months now.  In the U.S. of stateside, they call it Zquil.

A mug?

A mug?

A bet they're keeping the secret recipe for the beer in the crypts beneath Winterfell.

A bet they're keeping the secret recipe for the beer in the crypts beneath Winterfell.

Here's a tip: Never drink Drowned God IPA and Storm God Lager in the same sitting, unless you're looking to have your stomach roiling like Shipbreaker Bay.

Here's a tip: Never drink Drowned God IPA and Storm God Lager in the same sitting, unless you're looking to have your stomach roiling like Shipbreaker Bay.

And around the holidays, Strong Belwas Nut Brown Ale.

And around the holidays, Strong Belwas Nut Brown Ale.

The thing of it is, we won't know how good this Zorro reboot is until we can drop a few shafts and really see what's down there.

The thing of it is, we won't know how good this Zorro reboot is until we can drop a few shafts and really see what's down there.

I gotta think that there's a more inspired name out there for a Game of Thrones beer.  Not that I know what it is, but Iron Throne Blonde Ale is pretty weak.