I gotta think that there's a more inspired name out there for a Game of Thrones beer.  Not that I know what it is, but Iron Throne Blonde Ale is pretty weak.

I'll have you know that I was watching Smallville while you were still in short pants.  Come to think of it, I was in short pants too.

I'll have you know that I was watching Smallville while you were still in short pants.  Come to think of it, I was in short pants too.

Conscience do cost.

Conscience do cost.

Can we get a SPOILER ALERT for people who haven't listened to the Talking Heads yet?

Can we get a SPOILER ALERT for people who haven't listened to the Talking Heads yet?

If I'm being honest, then yes, I do own a piece of black construction paper.

If I'm being honest, then yes, I do own a piece of black construction paper.

Should've just hired one of the Faceless Men.

Should've just hired one of the Faceless Men.

That is what was so great about Deadwood.  On that show, when somebody goes diarrhea, they stay diarrhea.

That is what was so great about Deadwood.  On that show, when somebody goes diarrhea, they stay diarrhea.

Too soon.

Too soon.

This snark is borderline treasonous.

This snark is borderline treasonous.

I still like to pop on the occasion king hat.  It makes me feel, I dunno, kingly.

I still like to pop on the occasion king hat.  It makes me feel, I dunno, kingly.

Maybe.