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Maybe.

Years from now, Cross will lament that he only took the role to pay for a TV for his house upstate.

Years from now, Cross will lament that he only took the role to pay for a TV for his house upstate.

Great minds, fitness friend.

Great minds, fitness friend.

I read somewhere that Sam Jackson will appear in Star Wars Angry Birds if you will pay him money.

I read somewhere that Sam Jackson will appear in Star Wars Angry Birds if you will pay him money.

I would like a live-action David Cross to appear in this 3D animated feature.

I would like a live-action David Cross to appear in this 3D animated feature.

Damn!  Those Angry Birds's science is too tight!

Damn!  Those Angry Birds's science is too tight!

Lucas Haas should put out an album of Jim Croce covers.

Lucas Haas should put out an album of Jim Croce covers.

David Cross is the only comedian out today that is bold enough to make jokes about Cosmonauts.

David Cross is the only comedian out today that is bold enough to make jokes about Cosmonauts.

Milk machine, baby loves her milk machine, milks penises all day looooo-oooong.

Milk machine, baby loves her milk machine, milks penises all day looooo-oooong.

Actually, I'm guessing that you're thinking of Eriq LaSalle, the black guy who Tebows during the opening theme of ER.

Actually, I'm guessing that you're thinking of Eriq LaSalle, the black guy who Tebows during the opening theme of ER.

Are you saying that Sam Jackson falsified test results just so Devlin McGregor could bring out "Star Wars Whatever"?