Are you saying that Sam Jackson falsified test results just so Devlin McGregor could bring out "Star Wars Whatever"?

Ke$ha could be Bib Fortuna.

Ke$ha could be Bib Fortuna.

In the middle of the new Stars Wars movie, they should just splice is the Biggie footage from the "Mo Money, Mo Problems" video.  It would only be as awkward as it already is in that music video.

In the middle of the new Stars Wars movie, they should just splice is the Biggie footage from the "Mo Money, Mo Problems" video.  It would only be as awkward as it already is in that music video.

Who was McNulty?  One of the guys from the Trade Federation?

Who was McNulty?  One of the guys from the Trade Federation?

Billy Crystal is Jewish?  Now I've heard everything!

Billy Crystal is Jewish?  Now I've heard everything!

Shortly after his death, I ended up shooting my girlfriend during an argument over the plausability of Zombie Patrice O'Neal.

Shortly after his death, I ended up shooting my girlfriend during an argument over the plausability of Zombie Patrice O'Neal.

GUYS NIGHT!

GUYS NIGHT!

I would like to see a dedicated newswire to tracking the success of the new Billy Crystal vehicle.

I would like to see a dedicated newswire to tracking the success of the new Billy Crystal vehicle.

What everyone really wants to know is how much this excursion cost you.  12+ people to see a newly-released movie. Good god y'all.

What everyone really wants to know is how much this excursion cost you.  12+ people to see a newly-released movie. Good god y'all.

Or the sequel to the surfer-themed entry in the Rumpled Oaf series, "Rumpled Oaf Rides Again."

Or the sequel to the surfer-themed entry in the Rumpled Oaf series, "Rumpled Oaf Rides Again."

Michael Gross.