Michael Gross.

Gross.

Gross.

The older I get, the more I find myself flexing my nuts.

The older I get, the more I find myself flexing my nuts.

This is terrible, I know, but a close friend of mine killed himself around Thanksgiving, and I've been looking for an opportunity to slip this line into a conversation about him.

This is terrible, I know, but a close friend of mine killed himself around Thanksgiving, and I've been looking for an opportunity to slip this line into a conversation about him.

But that damn volcano has given us "Capone Unchained."

But that damn volcano has given us "Capone Unchained."

Maybe Seattle hotel patrons don't care for the "stench" of marijuana, but they didn't need to force Mr. Williams into retirement!

Maybe Seattle hotel patrons don't care for the "stench" of marijuana, but they didn't need to force Mr. Williams into retirement!

The real triumph of Boardwalk Empire is that it turned the contemptible Butch DeConcini into the lovable Johnny Torrio.

The real triumph of Boardwalk Empire is that it turned the contemptible Butch DeConcini into the lovable Johnny Torrio.

Dude, he was not in Thor just for the money.

Dude, he was not in Thor just for the money.

GRRM just did a signing the other day and read from the Syrio Forel POV chapter in that book.

GRRM just did a signing the other day and read from the Syrio Forel POV chapter in that book.

I think any quality superspy has gotta be bisexual, now-a-days.

I think any quality superspy has gotta be bisexual, now-a-days.

Maybe so, but he's no Robert Townsend.