But would you be willing to date her for 16 years before having intercourse?  Because that's what that fuckwit Cory did.

Kanye West should do an album of Jim Croce covers.

Kanye West should do an album of Jim Croce covers.

The Postal Service should do an album of Jim Croce covers.

The Postal Service should do an album of Jim Croce covers.

Your husband sounds like a grade "A" jerk.

Your husband sounds like a grade "A" jerk.

And Viserys Targaryen was the Floyd Landis of doing your sister.

And Viserys Targaryen was the Floyd Landis of doing your sister.

Peter Berg?  From Entourage?

Peter Berg?  From Entourage?

Stickers were the only reason I ever did mail-order through Deep Elm records.  It certainly wasn't for the free White Octave CD they kept sending me for free.

Stickers were the only reason I ever did mail-order through Deep Elm records.  It certainly wasn't for the free White Octave CD they kept sending me for free.

Bobbles's Depot, Fillin' the Needs of the People

Bobbles's Depot, Fillin' the Needs of the People

She should put out an album of Jim Croce covers.

She should put out an album of Jim Croce covers.

That chat forevever changed how I feel about Arnold Palmers.  I think the Arizona Iced Tea company has been profiting off of this episode for YEARS.

That chat forevever changed how I feel about Arnold Palmers.  I think the Arizona Iced Tea company has been profiting off of this episode for YEARS.

Chris just needed an heir to continue to produce Cleaver sequels (prequels?) after his death.