Chris just needed an heir to continue to produce Cleaver sequels (prequels?) after his death.

Torciano is the onion ring.  And Silvio is Tony's family.  And the bullet was Meadow not being able to parallel park.

Torciano is the onion ring.  And Silvio is Tony's family.  And the bullet was Meadow not being able to parallel park.

How does the Torciano scene tie into Tony enjoying some onion rings with his family?

How does the Torciano scene tie into Tony enjoying some onion rings with his family?

Sacre-bleu!  Where is me mama?

Sacre-bleu!  Where is me mama?

Best father vote obviously goes to Richie Aprile.  He begrudgingly loved his son even though he was a mezza fanook!

Best father vote obviously goes to Richie Aprile.  He begrudgingly loved his son even though he was a mezza fanook!

But Boom Shake the Room was on the album Code Red, which launched a series of Mountain Dew variations.  So there's that.

But Boom Shake the Room was on the album Code Red, which launched a series of Mountain Dew variations.  So there's that.

Olivia's mother had "different priorities" or some shit according to Denise.

Olivia's mother had "different priorities" or some shit according to Denise.

Dude, you're mixing your metaphors.  Fresh Prince reruns were on TBS and have been replaced by Home Improvement reruns.  Boy Meets World reruns on ABCFamily were briefly replaced by Pretty Little Liars.

Dude, you're mixing your metaphors.  Fresh Prince reruns were on TBS and have been replaced by Home Improvement reruns.  Boy Meets World reruns on ABCFamily were briefly replaced by Pretty Little Liars.

I think there was an episode where she went to some lawyering expo in DC, and then she called up Cliff and they had phone sex.

I think there was an episode where she went to some lawyering expo in DC, and then she called up Cliff and they had phone sex.

Claire was particularly hard on Vanessa when she stole away to Baltimore to see The Wicked.

Claire was particularly hard on Vanessa when she stole away to Baltimore to see The Wicked.

They gotta be making at least this much, otherwise they couldn't afford to just hang out at Gibsons, like anyone actually does that.