They gotta be making at least this much, otherwise they couldn't afford to just hang out at Gibsons, like anyone actually does that.

I hope you aren't a Jets fan!

I hope you aren't a Jets fan!

I downloaded her song "Dip It Low" from Limewire about eight years ago.  Her fame may stem from that.

I downloaded her song "Dip It Low" from Limewire about eight years ago.  Her fame may stem from that.

Why give football fans something they might want when they could give people who are indifferent towards football something they could feel indifferent about?

Why give football fans something they might want when they could give people who are indifferent towards football something they could feel indifferent about?

He's golfing on Mercury, bitch!

He's golfing on Mercury, bitch!

You know what else would have a high turnout?  A Million Christina Milians March.

You know what else would have a high turnout?  A Million Christina Milians March.

But what does Nick Hogan think of all this?

But what does Nick Hogan think of all this?

I hate when you hire a big fat wrestler guy and he turns out to be big and fat.

I hate when you hire a big fat wrestler guy and he turns out to be big and fat.

Now give some telemarketers some bows and arrows and then you've got a show.  Archery is so hot right now!

Now give some telemarketers some bows and arrows and then you've got a show.  Archery is so hot right now!

What do you call a blind dinosaur who crashes his car into shit all the time?

What do you call a blind dinosaur who crashes his car into shit all the time?

So, uh, that means you walk around with a raptor tooth in your pants, what, all the time?