And just try engaging in any illicit lesbian activity in clunky moon boots!

Saw "Stoker," which I really wanted to like, but instead I found it a kind of tedious slog that really could have used an infusion of campiness. Or something. If you want to spend two hours contemplating Mia Wia-however-you-spell-it's gloomy mug, this is the movie for you. Also watched "Dark Horse," in which Todd…

Pretty sure you can stream it on Netflix, too.

That cast picture from Lost is ridiculous. That is the most photogenic, healthy-looking, well-laundered group of castaways in the whole of human history.

Too lazy to scroll all the way through the comments to see if anyone else noted this, but the correct answer is "Down on the Street" and "Loose" from the Stooges' "Fun House."

I hope it's better than the underappreciated (but not really) "Haywire."

"Google 'Jack Donaghy' and 'black laughter.'"

"Google 'Jack Donaghy' and 'black laughter.'"

The candy bar line instantly became my favorite Hazel joke ever.

The candy bar line instantly became my favorite Hazel joke ever.

Oh yeah…. 'Course, I always fast forward through those, the most interminable opening credits on cable tv.

Oh yeah…. 'Course, I always fast forward through those, the most interminable opening credits on cable tv.

Did anyone find it strange that there was a picture of Eric Holder in the prison warden's office, suggesting that the show takes place in the world where Obama's president, even though Walden is clearly not America's happy warrior, Joe Biden?

Did anyone find it strange that there was a picture of Eric Holder in the prison warden's office, suggesting that the show takes place in the world where Obama's president, even though Walden is clearly not America's happy warrior, Joe Biden?

Seeing him in Durham in 4 days and super-psyched about it. I guess it's too much to hope for Neko's tagging along….

Seeing him in Durham in 4 days and super-psyched about it. I guess it's too much to hope for Neko's tagging along….

If only the naked women had been hotter, or Quell had been less "bad at fighting" (couldn't Jason Statham have played the part?).

If only the naked women had been hotter, or Quell had been less "bad at fighting" (couldn't Jason Statham have played the part?).

I had a long argument with friends who insisted that Barton Fink was a nonironic portrayal of the struggles of a great artist among philistines.

I had a long argument with friends who insisted that Barton Fink was a nonironic portrayal of the struggles of a great artist among philistines.