What, no Bad Lieutenant?
I hope I can get, like, just this song on iTunes without buying the entire fucking album, because I don't need the album; I don't want the album, I don't want to be seen buying it; it's just going to clutter up my music library with unnecessary duplicates and triplicates of songs. Don't fuck…

I remember his music as being the blandest, tamest hip-hop money could buy; it was something your parents would get you for your birthday if they had only a vague idea of the kind of music you liked. It didn't have an 'explicit lyrics' warning on it, and Will Smith was just the charming young man from Fresh Prince and…

Serious Question
is Apl.de.ap supposed to read like apple-dee-app? Like, is that how you pronounce it? If so, he is a twat, if not…still a twat.

So Much Hate!
Before I read this article, I felt nothing for the members of the Black Eyed Peas; I didn't even know which guy The Other Other Guy was supposed to be. I don't like their music, but as it is on the radio all the time, you learn to put up with it.
As I read the article, I could feel the hatred growing; I…

Yay Consumerism!
Well, yet another band from my parent's youth is reissuing all of their work for a new audience/ more money, and I honestly don't blame them; there is money to be made in nostalgia, especially when when you combine nostalgia with every new piece of media equipment that has been invented since the…

Kids don't know about the Beatles, oh nos!
So what if a bunch of teenagers can't name a Beatles song? I find it weird how irate some baby boomers (or anybody) get when the Beatles aren't shown the proper respect.
They are a band from someone else's youth; their parent's youth; maybe even their grandparent's youth;…

Wow.
So, Victoria Jackson got fat didn't she?
That just makes her whiny, nasal, little girl voice that much more annoying. Does she honestly expect people to take her seriously?

yeah, perhaps you should wrap yourself back up in your snuggie and sit this one out.

I wanna learn that dance, that's for sure; although it's probably less cool looking when you are the only person doing it. Kind of like a seizure, only you're standing up.

LMFAO
The hipster apocalypse is upon us; oh God.

Oh My God…
would you look at those teeth? Jesus Christ those are frightening! He has no gums; it's like they're going to fall out or leap out of his mouth or something.

Oh no! No effing way am I going to watch that movie a second time! I don't think a second go at that movie is going to make it better, though at least I know not to put all of my hopes into one black monolith egg-basket. And do they really speed up evolution, that is their entire purpose? They speed up evolution and…

Yay!
I am delighted that there will be more of The Borgias because I freaking love that show. I don't care if the historical accuracy of it is dubious at best; I don't care that it is essentially soft core porn in an educational-seeming wrapper; I am addicted.
I see the brother and sister hooking up in the future; they…

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I was unaware that the Aflac duck had a mystique; huh, learn something new every day I guess.

Hold on…
No one needs to see 2001: A Space Odyssey, and it is misleading to suggest that people should see it. I was told that it was one of those movies that I just HAD to see, and so when I saw that it was on late one night, I stayed up to watch it, and stayed up, and stayed up, and stayed up, and when it was…

Zzzzzzzzzz
Wow does that network look boring; easily the most depressing looking network TV Outland has looked at so far. Do people actually pay for that channel or is it part of some kind of larger cable bundle composed of better networks and a handful of duds…like the extra screws and plastic bits you sometimes get…

I agree; after the fifth video with kittens doing something adorable I started wishing that the next video would be something totally unexpected and not at all cute. That would be the apotheosis of the internet; fifteen videos of kittens, pandas and hedgehogs followed by footage of a snake slowly consuming a guinea…

squee?
Anyone else see the video called Maru and the Cardboard Box? I think it's ironic that a cat that chubby is trying to fit itself into a box of diet iced tea.

It's Like OCD, a Strange, Frugal OCD.
The lady with the hidden pantries all over her house? In her closet, in her kid's bedroom, and wherever else there is space for shelving? She can tell herself it's not hoarding, but it totally is. Just because all of the stuff you are hoarding is neatly arranged on shelves rather…

Ugghh!
One fetish I can confidently say I do not have? A thing for man-babies! Grown men in diapers give me the creeps, and that video will haunt my dreams for quite awhile.
Ugh…plus there'd be that diaper smell y'know? Gross and definitely not sexy. Depends on your taste I guess.