The Grammies Are Boring.
I thought the Best Hawaiian Music album thing was a joke, but apparently that was a real catagory; huh.
I have never sat through the entire Grammies, because I have always suspected that great swaths of it were boring and tedious, and after looking at that list of awards categories I now know…

mmm…edible oil products.

And the pony girls go wild!
Seriously, there are some super-happy horsey girls who are crazy jealous of Silverman right now; I can picture them now, staring sadly at their ceramic unicorn figurines (four easy payments of 9.99 on The Shopping Channel) with tears in their eyes hoping they to will get to have hot sex…