OK, no woman (or man, should the genders be reversed) in their right mind would bilaterally agree uproot their family, which includes two infant children, quit their jobs, and sell their house so that his/her middle-aged spouse could chase his/her dream of being a sports marketer.  Whatever the hell that is.

OK, no woman (or man, should the genders be reversed) in their right mind would bilaterally agree uproot their family, which includes two infant children, quit their jobs, and sell their house so that his/her middle-aged spouse could chase his/her dream of being a sports marketer.  Whatever the hell that is.

Well, he never married Roxie.  He proposed and she OD'd before she could accept.

Well, he never married Roxie.  He proposed and she OD'd before she could accept.

@inko8:disqus I wouldn't call fatty foods a particular scam.

@inko8:disqus I wouldn't call fatty foods a particular scam.

"Anyone who's not an older, black Christian woman in denial knows Perry is closeted hypocrite"

"Anyone who's not an older, black Christian woman in denial knows Perry is closeted hypocrite"

"Hazel demands to control every scene, and it's offputting."

"Hazel demands to control every scene, and it's offputting."

My favorite part was how Jack and Tracy we're thhiiissss close to passionately embracing before Liz walked in.

My favorite part was how Jack and Tracy we're thhiiissss close to passionately embracing before Liz walked in.

The funniest part was Jack's rejoinder:

The funniest part was Jack's rejoinder:

How would Pam feel?  Imagine you're her, and your husband says:

How would Pam feel?  Imagine you're her, and your husband says:

Attractive women toy with nerds libidos in exchange for money!  More at 11!

Attractive women toy with nerds libidos in exchange for money!  More at 11!

Anthony Anderson is a black man over 40.  Every day he gets on TV is a good day, no matter the show.

Anthony Anderson is a black man over 40.  Every day he gets on TV is a good day, no matter the show.