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Lieutenant Buttocks
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Yeah, people kept recommending this show to me, so I broke down and started watching the first couple episodes.  It was awful.  I was told that If I watched another 30-40 hours of the show, that it would really pay off.  I did not do that.

@avclub-3521a3a5bcfea0fe1189f8bc13af1f99:disqus  Well, you certainly live up to your name.

@avclub-3521a3a5bcfea0fe1189f8bc13af1f99:disqus  Well, you certainly live up to your name.

My favorite thing about the movie was his complete hatred of Zao (the albino with diamonds in the face).  He tears ass all around the world trying to assassinate this guy, who to my understanding, didn't actually do anything to him.

My favorite thing about the movie was his complete hatred of Zao (the albino with diamonds in the face).  He tears ass all around the world trying to assassinate this guy, who to my understanding, didn't actually do anything to him.

"Post collegiate angst is the luxury of those who can afford a college education"

"Post collegiate angst is the luxury of those who can afford a college education"

The functioning kind who likes to keep a buzz going all day without getting too sloppy.  Too much hard liquor too early can kill even minimum functionality.

The functioning kind who likes to keep a buzz going all day without getting too sloppy.  Too much hard liquor too early can kill even minimum functionality.

@avclub-830dbe34b0cd199d6664b1c56394b200:disqus  Don't be fatuous Robert.

@avclub-830dbe34b0cd199d6664b1c56394b200:disqus  Don't be fatuous Robert.

VA, Iowa, and Nevada are going Republican.  NH, CO, and Wisconsin are going Democrat.

VA, Iowa, and Nevada are going Republican.  NH, CO, and Wisconsin are going Democrat.

It's all Pennsylvania, Florida, and Ohio.  Whoever gets two (or more) of the three wins.

It's all Pennsylvania, Florida, and Ohio.  Whoever gets two (or more) of the three wins.

JCVD was the villain in the 2nd movie, and a pretty great one.

JCVD was the villain in the 2nd movie, and a pretty great one.

@avclub-aa8199204bbd84f584fe5957410e9e71:disqus First, the 1990 version doesn't exist to me.  Second, he doesn't sacrifice himself or die to save a white person.  White people actually sacrifice themselves so that he can live. 

@avclub-aa8199204bbd84f584fe5957410e9e71:disqus First, the 1990 version doesn't exist to me.  Second, he doesn't sacrifice himself or die to save a white person.  White people actually sacrifice themselves so that he can live. 

Keith David doesn't die in Pitch Black . . .