@Dr.Robuttnik: "Drive-Thru" rules.

Damn right. Anyone who badmouths "Ghostbusters" deserves to be slimed.

@talkingstove: Or so the Germans would have us believe! (Secretly the better of the two Norm Macdonald "Germany" references?)

That bad guy from the GoW3 still above …
… needs a LOT of aloe vera.

With 42 playable characters, you'll probably have to take an "acu-tally" of them all before you can decide if it's better than Tekken 5 or 4.

Are you trying to spin me a CON'S YARN?

It's a greatest item to making the blink!
Wink Glasses for stopping the uncomfort dryness! It's try great!

"It's like something out of that twilight-y show about that zone."

The image of Donkey Kong 'juicing up' makes me laugh
Aside from that, I've heard the DS version of M&SATOWG fares much better than the Wii. Anyone know if there's any truth to that?

Like ripping off a Band-Aid, I'll do these quick
- @Josh: "Lazer Guided Melodies"? More like "lazer guided maladies"! Boom, roasted.
- @Tasha: "Plants vs. Zombies"? More like "Tasha vs. Flu"! Boom, roasted.
- @Genevieve: Take on a "project" series? Try taking antibiotics instead! Boom, roasted.
- @Leonard: iTunes…

An inexcusable omission
I'm surprised that the background information you give on Lil Wayne doesn't mention that he drinks cough syrup in large quantities, seeing as how every fucking magazine feature on him from the last 18 months dedicated at least two paragraphs to the fact that he drinks cough syrup in large…

Jizz-lian Anderson?

Officer Eddie: (reading Steve Sax's license): Well, well. Steve Sax, from New York City.

Are there still ketchup jellybeans?
There are a few Nintendo games I consider to be classics that few others would, if only because of their significance to me during my formative video-game years: "Kung Fu," "Wizards and Warriors," "Gauntlet" and, yes, "A Boy and His Blob."

She can sing along to practically the entire "Heart Station" album, and the rest of Utada's discography.

While the car was in motion?!? How are you supposed to express your anger in that situation? I mean, you can't slam the door; the car would already be several meters ahead in the distance mere seconds after you hit the blacktop and began rapidly tuck-rolling.

Nathan's a-scared of cars
I am truly fascinated whenever I read about or hear someone tell me they don't know how to drive, especially if they are well within the age range where they should have acquired the skill by then, and have it be second-nature. In my experience, it's almost always people from huge,…

Aaaaaaand yeah, I apparently don't have the patience to read exactly two threads below the one in which I am currently posting.

No slack for his appearance in the "Whites, Blacks and Latinos Like Different Types of Dance Music" sketch from "Chappelle's Show"?

"Swing! Your! Hips, from side to side/Come on, it's time to go! Do the Mario …"