We don't know for certain that he didn't co-star with Jeff Daniels in Dumb and Dumber

Cut. It. Out!

Produced by Jerry Bruckheimer? Those crazy eighties!

Released just in time for me to forget how much Thanksgiving sucks by November!

Two things:

"…I lied"

Via digg?

Ron Perlman and Will Farrell need to join forces on a father son comedy

They should choose his real-life son… Ben <ohgawdthetearswontstop>

I guess NPG Music Publishing doesn't give a shit what Prince thinks?

So is Bruce Campbell Mitt Romney's stunt double in this, or vice-versa?

The only man alive who can tell when Subway uses extra virgin olive oil on his grinder

Not gonna lie, thought he was Shia.

That was more in reference to the comments here, not the article itself. But point taken.

Clinton v. Bush… new Jurassic Park and Terminator movies… new love for early Radiohead… what decade am I living in?

I think the neocon argument would be the only winning move is for everyone to play.

Notices a group of latino kids with a talent for running? Yikes.

Little known factoid: "Sword" is an abbreviation of "God's Word". Thus, Power Ranger's roommate was most likely taken down by God getting pissy about the Seahawks collapse last night, and shouting obscenities at his TV.

Everybody Loves Dexter
Morgan - a show about nothing

Dilettante is more fitting, perhaps