yeah it's not a spoiler of what actually happens, I give you that. I was just trying to find a snide way to thank the review for saving me the time of wondering what the stupid ending was about. It's enough detail at least to ensure I don't care about the specifics.

Oh man, I LOVE James Buckley.

I appreciate you spoiling this movie so I don't need to wonder about how shitty the ending is.

Sounds more like Cameron is bent on… destroying, Christmas?

Incidentally, googling Bruce Mathis turns up wildly varying image results.

I understand the inclination, but it's worth making the distinction that not all pedophiles are child molesters. Check out the recent NYT story on this, and the less recent This American Life episode on this. It's an incredibly hard life for them.

He kinda looks like he could be Chris Hansen's older, sleazier brother. Talk about a family drama!

If only he'd worn his seatbelt Walmart never would have hit him.

79 seconds until my video??

Can't wait to see The Unauthorized Unauthorized Saved By the Bell Story Story

"Werner Herzog is one of the only filmmakers" bothers me. I get that there are not many directors more famous than their work, but I think "few" would be a better word choice than "only".

In Robin Hood's time, British accents would have sounded like today's American accents, SAYS SOME LONELY PEDANT

Did Patrick Leahy appear in every Batman movie? Didn't know he was in Batman & Robin (visible in that last clip)

Edutainment! I'm sure Weird Al would approve.

a terrible, terrible play on words. But A comprises B, not A is comprised of B.

"a film comprised entirely of straw man arguments." Like your article depends on straw man grammar, AVClub?

Robert Downey Jr. is Stephen Colbert in The Judge?

RAGE IN THE CAGE, THIS OCTOBER

ANTISEMIFFLUENCE

What is the Nolan effect?