theyre ovi on the set of Luck and standing on the side of the barn while heller makes them some smores and dustin hoffman wuz coming out of the horse stall or w/e and he was underneath the horse.

i have it written into my lease that the first time i go to a party where they have a 'privilege check' instead of a coat check i get back my security deposit and 300 in walkin money, i expect to hit the road oh sometime in next april

Itz all so frustrating tho! Tee Totally saw a movie and gave his opinion Dowd unfortunately is misinformed they should hire me while i eat buffalo tofu and read the imdb in production page of the movie i know wuzzup

That album is about when you get pregnant in the autumn during junior year with the homeroom teacher and get an abortion and a pumpkin beer and when he calls attendence hez all 'there's only 26, we're missing one' and im all "the leaves turn inside me can i grab the hall pass' and steven512 is all 'hey stacy wet seal…

My uncle wuz still around in 1995 and the dude made some tough decisionz with the butterknife when we had Beef Wellington. Did he make some false moves? No question. Did he carve some righteous slices that put even the best of Candelbox Live at Hot Topic to shame? Believe it!

I'm doin the best I can godddamit

omg tuesday is still like 4 days away…but sunday isnt too far!

Israel duh

and pork roll egg and cheez

Hoe Cakes

Dude looks like he plays in an adult dodgeball league and drinks 3 newcastles and semi-adventurously orderz the blood sausage or pickled radishes.

so my grandmother gave me dog aids after jamming her granny pubez in the dogs butt, i wouldve stopped it but i couldn't hear them so i got hearing aids and so that means ill be in heaven with my dog soon and we'll kick it doggy style no i won't put my pubez in her butt  but i am hairy amirite

You are sad but you don't realize it cuz the tears are coming out of your ass, thatz why you're wiping (you're not pooping right now I bet).

why do they call it after taste if its currently happening they should call it current taste, 2 the sequel.

Sure!

You mean you me or you Mike Vago Post Mortemson?

You prob just detected a sub. Seany eats roast beef with miracle whip on whole wheat and everytime he types 'cuz of course he di..the whip/saliva gets in between the d/r/f ie the bermuda keyboard triangle of leftovers, bit of beef from his fingernail slides in too on dayz where hes so hungry hez death gripping that…

I'm Richard James bitches beeep blloopp dzdzdzdzdz….wwwiiiiiiiissssssssssppppppppeeeeerrr.

Nah just do it ill babysit, does your kid like banana bread?

Ween them!