Went bowling in honor of Morecambe and Wise last caturday. Tried to bring Brian so we could be an honorable duo but he still wearz diesel jeans and starter jackets and is in that weird space btw yuppie and joe 6 pack where bowling doesn't really fit unless you got an 8 yrd old drooling out onion ringz and square…

As a former EMG myself I can make an attest, or an attesticle, that I used to hope bus crashez weren't that dumb, but then Rick Moranis wuz driving the cast of 60 minutes through Hondurus and veered off while staring at that old Chiquita building in Guarita, and well im sure youve seen Bananas Foster Wallace so you…

I kind of hope they keep the details in Vogue, so when Brian asks how I keep my skin looking so vibrant even tho I haven't not had cactus burritos since July I can tell him, honey forget about all that, do you know what I just heard about Kitty?

I'm just glad they didn't have Tim Duncan as Himself bc he's never even been to most of the centuries!

Dependz (not the pampers 69, can find those super cheap on peebay tho), the plexiglass behind Mark Messier that wuz also used to shield Pope Francis LXIX when he got a blumpkin from Chris Collinsworth at the Minnesota State Fair in 2257, that wuz upturds of 9.2 bitcoins, GHB only runs you like 7 lava lamps and a pair…

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Exactly, if it wuznt fairly raffled at a unionized chinese auction in a guatemalen village best known for Charlie Theron's depiction of its eldest goat then I dont feel comfortable trying to pick it out the bottom of my hennessey on the rockz with a cocktail straw for 4 minutes b4 I give up and just go in with the…

if you want to be reviewed ok then: 69 stars, somewhere between a strawberry donut and a bunny made of paper machetes, Cinecraft embodies the worst qualitiles of both rafts and necks, drifiting along a smelly old sea of crusty blue cheese freeloading in a hobo's beard.

She also has just the right amount of birdy, we ordered cornish game hen in Palo Alto last week and after I called her wine penis grigio she pinched her hen by the wing and brought it up to her mouth and spit out her drink in the birds butt.

no you didn't, i know cuz im the one who pooped on your cover letter.

right now? Who the hell knows? he could be roasting garlic or screwing around with the dishwasher or writing the words 'tax preperation' on a documentarian so those are all serious thingz

yer prob the best commentator tot on the site, don't leave where else am I supposed to look to distract me from Brian eating nachos in that gross way where he doesnt actually pick off the black olives but eats them in haste and then spits them back out and hides them under the side chips that have no cheez sauce??

Or Erkel.

Brianz into low fat cottage cheese domination cuz he wants to make me
less whole (fat) but I'm into Dominotion's so itz a real struggle cuz I
have to put cottage cheez on my pan pizza and then when Brian looks away
when the Jimmy Buffet telethon comes back from commercial i flip the
pizza sideways and put it like…

It'z less fun than drinking with your buddies but more fun than wearing amaretto on the beer helmet the guy who date scraped you on halloween left at your friends party and funnelling it every time Rene Russo pets a gorilla while you watch Buddy alone on your couch at 2am, oh and cool whip is not an appropriate sub…

3 media mogul look alikes have already died on Milch's new show so they cancelled it already.

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Thanks idiotking. It means alot to me!

If sex takes so long that you don't have time to learn one liners, which only take 1 line of time to learn then that'd be weird if you went around braggin about that. Cuz you wouldnt have time to go around braggin about that.

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