You got it all wrong which help explains why yer goin extinct!

I bet for a low low rate of 99 cents per month you would stop failing.

It annoys me how much coverage you get. Take off your pants once and for all!

And Adam can climb back into their genocide butts every episode!

You're mean!

Remember Admiral Applesauce Barbary?

Vinnie Chase aquaman and Queens Boulevard was amazecock but Medellin was soooo boring.

You're glad you didnt know even tho now you know? Have you drawn a line with spaghetti in your mind and all the memories before that line have been upgraded 1 notch, so like that time you danced in 6th grade with Cruthers Mcelson and he kept drifting back bit by bit and you were wondering uhhhh, now that's not so bad?…

It's Summer which means let's hope David Spade remains too much of a pussy to jump off that W or were all gonna have to see his annoying little nutsack.

" Lifetime’s goal here to capitalize on the trope of the reckless scones of the godly, a favorite topic of pulp products"

I never touched his jeseldick, and no he didn't take a dump off the side of a bridge while eatin my steamed clam, you well dressed lil perv.

Lol Tony J lived in my building in the early 2000s and I used to write bad jokes he thought was good for him cuz he'd take me to the Poconos to do em and 3 times he made me pay the billz so balls to the wall and he looked like Dana Cook then too.

It's also fraught with Fraudian intrepidation:

Tengo Depeche Mode en mis pantalones y me supo como la mantequilla de maní y plátanos.

Kinda weird if itz mentioned in the comment but not the book. Like the book had a cover made for it and that boring 1st page that tells you where to go find it at the library, then the 2nd page which is always like 'For Charlene, always picking up my plum pits', anyhoozels, actually any pretzels sounds even better! I…

Hey thanks! Be careful this weekend and don't spill any tiny meatball juice all over that slick white metal furniture of yours!

Have a siiicck weekend everyone. Eat at least 3 donuts, 13 drinks and no pills well splitsville? ok

Why ya always going hmmmmmm??? I picture you lurking over me breathin down my goddamm neck aagg makes me feel all oogly.

Nah itz when ya go to the playground at dusk with some hot dogs and fumble around on the monkey bars and throw stickyballs at each other in the sandbox and keep goin up and down up down even though goosebumps cuz its gettin cold in these shorts against the metal slab, but you keep goin cuz you feel the end staring…

Wake it up first sloppo!