Def a bad night. They usually crush hamster nads!

I WAS THERE 2!!! I saw you and your bud, Nightmare, awesome costumes!

I WAS THERE 2!!! I saw you and your bud, Nightmare, awesome costumes!

Now I know what you feel like? This is a little weird considering the only time we met was at the Internet Commenter Sized Glass Box Festival in Burlington VT and we were trying boxes on next to each other and they were both made by Sizzler so we all know they were of fine quality and there's no way we could feel each…

Sometimes everything on the bookshelf is a recipe for Shrimp Cocktail During Ping Pong. I call Dad and he doesn't say 'Hello Stace' he just says "Devein and Peel, put in circle, pour sauce, switch to backhand". I go downstairs and the Mexican lady at Connecticut Muffin says "Needs more horseradish. Volley for serve."

Grobe State!

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It's not a shame, homeopathy! The music gettin heard cuz of his death is a glistening piece of juicy pork skin wrapped around a giant ball of chicken breast and tofu.

Romped around the LES sippin bourbon and blastin Beasties.

What other band can make you feel insta-party/happy/I don't care that if it's Tuesday and I have work in the morning we should hang out instead/transported back to the 90s summer driving around with friends going nowhere/not my fav band of all time but when I hear them WHY NOT?/blast it life IS pretty cool right now

Cussing stinks! I hate it!

Ass To MBS!!!

So when Josiah captured the pyramid from Alexis it was really cuz Alexis was in the temple drawing heirogyphix with aborted Othelius or was that just a decoy because Cornelius was hiding behind the Fantasma trying to get back to Nagasaki???

Beefin in my pants gravy drippin down my legs
Pickles in ma pantaloonies standin on a keg
Junior chicken sandwich grew up in Annapolis
Til it got inside my tummy now it's livin in Esophagus
Hairy Tom Cruise got a redneck poet epilogue
Knipfel takin quotez like Joe11 goes on grammar blogs

I asked Bri to go to Staples in August 2009 to pick up a trapper keeper and I'm all "Hey he brings back a racecar one instead of a unicorn but that's ok he still loves me and now oh noez look it's Early Times instead of Maker's and hey lookie-doodlez he says he got a job at Jimmy Dean's but sowwy it's the other…

Hey do you ever mix up Osso Bucco and Osteoperosis and take your veal shanks for x-rays and braise your grammy in white wine and carrots??

Ul not realistic! Hi!

Dubs wtf is this movie about?

Haha true (got a Hennylung burn tho)! But then when you do it you make yourself laugh too and the middle of your mouth is still frowning but the sides curl up like a smile and your face all scrunches and now I look like I'm right at that moment right before crying but w/o tears which will look weird when Bri walks in…

Naaa Span-Dan! He works at the Jewelry Exchange (Grand Opening!) in the Woodbridge Mall parking lot and gets Chicken Guadalajara on the regsicles, Believe!