Did your local keyboard dealer suffer a question mark shortage?????????????????????????????????????????

No but there's three on my upper thigh leg lol

Also I wouldnt try to start callin it "the Uge"

DEEEDDS
prolly watch MR DEEDS on it cuz it'd be like a metaphor about how apples have given us so much over time but also made us tempted to watch 2 many filmadoodles while were drivin and then I crashed into a KFC drive thru order intercom and I decided to get a 12 pc anywayzzers (6 for the lady who hurt her ankle…

I'm A GONNA WIN (Like Wario lolz)
I'll be in my stinkin hot apartment leanin over my coffeetable, sweat drippin off my forehead onto the tip of my snout, down my boob tunnel and right onto the mane of my horsey which will be dootifully distracting Brians little mercenaries who will prolly try and run away and then…

YOoooooo!!!!!!!
Wazzup Peepsicles.

Yo yoooz
Neigh Neigh Neigh
Bought this album with some hay
The Farmer eatz his boogers
Sellin recordz in his barn
Boogers taste like Peter Lugers
Cuz his cows are watchin porn

Oh, and bonerterd, you've never even heard of When the Levees Broke? My 4 month old jar of sauerkraut has heard of that movie (and he's a German!).

Did you take the trolley here?

Oh yea! I need that whole subplot explained pleeaase (ill wink my eye at you!)

STFU!
Anyone get a nipplebuzz when Creighton goes all pissed off "DONNY"!!!

Then whyd you just say it?!~?!?!

W/e yo!
Peepzles will still go to the theaterz cuz most people go in the first place to get outta the frackin house. Most people don't give a turd what they're even seein, they want oily popcorn and milk duds and a 2 hr break from the heat and gramma upstairs bitching for applesauce and the fat wife telling him to…

EWwww!!! Creepy!!

Cuz yer smart and always got alotta interesting tidbits about life! (But you are kinda mean sometimes but w/e most people are on here).

Anything people regard as 'comfort' blank is always the same shizz with 'nostalgia'. Comfort food is scrambled eggs in a cup, cream of broccoli soup, hot dogs and spaghetti with shitty meatballs. Why? Cuz that's what Mom made - man oh man wuz she ever busto with the stovetop (which is weird cuz I can cook yer ball…

Hi Ells! Elliot Smith is good, I've twiddled to him, built an Ikea desk to him AND driven to Cleveland to him.

Lolz, you love me??? JK you didn't even know I wuz gonna post unless if your that chicky who lives across from me that always sits on her laptop and wiggles around on her bed and her kinda fat bf comes in late at night and they just sit around on the bed and dont seem to talk or boner ever but just sit and stare,…

Why would it be stupid to discuss production of a NP album?

I think Neko Case solo is like mojitos on the beach of Madagascar with a pack of lemurs watching while a bunch of nativez makin me a big ol pile of pork while we jam on the Banjo and sing Blind Melon (this really happened yo!)…to New Pornographers slurping down a 32 oz Lt. Dan's Pomegranate Punch at Bubba Gump Shrimp…