Babies
Shit seems all fucking magical when you're a little baby. I dunno why. I hate when people say theyre unhappy cuz of all the problems in the world. Does anyone really get actually fucking sad cuz of whats going on in Iraq if they live in Connecticut and waitress? That seems more like "I wanna seem thoughtful".…

It's da fiffff episode. Prolly previewed that one cuz it's such a good ep and also cuz it makes you think Lizzy Caplan and Adam Scott will be in it forevs maybe? Also maybe cuz it's the kinda show that doesnt matter much to play outta order.

Nah brahmstein, I remember that kinda bald guy who wuz in it for a while (he wuz also the Germanaphone on Northern Exposure) he went home to his wifeyslut one day and was like 'waaaah my head hurts' but they never called the waaaahmbulance even tho he'd prolly get a free ride from it right?

Am I having fun Yet??????????
Noooper dopers :((((((

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So much stuff neesd to come back!!!!!
Beef Wellington
Knickers
Josh Rouse
Treason
Family sitting around the piano singing together
Gene Hackman
People falling into wells
White jeans
Being sad in spite of sun soaked fishing trips in Cape Cod cuz Mom you know Mom woula loved being there…

ME!!!!!
Duderinose! I used to friggin write lame stuff and though I could one day write for like a major pubication like Maximum Rock or GQ or w/e. So recently I got back into it…Been gettin fucked over, lotta fucked shitz in my terdz aka I wrote a short story, lookin for some feedback even tho you guys are most…

Great write up`
Altman is my favorite director of all time. A civilization from the future comes down in the year 4289 and wants to get a glimpse of The Times We LIved In, they start with Altman, they ponder Altman with Dylan and they fucking read Infinite Jest right before they watch The Wire. And there it is. Late…

Hey Jimbo! Nice to see you :)

And snowboards lolz!

Yo Qbert I wuznt bein a douchemonster! For realsies you seem really frakkin smart yo.

Are u the smartest commenter on the website? Dude you were talkin some smack about God and Jeezie and shit the other day and I read some crap you said like 6x over and over and I wuz still like "wtf is Q-bert sayin here?" Maybe ur dumb actually and thats why I wuz confused but I think yer prob just stinkin smart. Lord…

Nah yo Im purty sure he meant like "I was gonna go there but now itd be like a 70 minute long awkward double goodbye type shiz" but he said it wuz on Bourbon street which he is too kewl for I thought, so maybe…but then it's like what Leo said about how Davis is kinda a douche-tourist in ways too, he actually loves…

Hi well dressed animal! NYC bein unrecognizable now doesnt make the movie worse, it makes it better…it's a relic yo embrace that bitch! What sux about that fact is that SoHo is full of 45 pound dumb as dick Euro snobz who think buyin hoochie mama daizy dukes that cost 700 bucks at Prada is classy instead of slutty but…

After hours
Yooo am I the only chickadee (or human even dudes) who thinks After Hours is Maaaaarrrrtiiinnn (like the tv show) Scoresezzies best flickadee?

Fer Realsies urgh (weird name is that like gurgling or like urgh my brain hurts or like urgh im a little angry and it smells weird or like urgh im making an elephant noise??

Dammit Leo we should be watchin this shiz together! I made crab legs and bourbon for dinner and I know youd be crackin and wackin up in that.

Davis wasn't being nicey or a dickblog. He was pimpin the music and spots he heartz cuz he thinks they deserve to be seen. He was bein nice to the scene, not the people.

"TBS - Stacy has been watching you a lot more lately cuz frankly she has been spending alotta time at her apartment alone at night drinking wine cuz her friends have been moving outta the NYC lately and Brian is on and off and usually off and being a doucheball and people are pretty mean on the AV Club too sometimes…

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