Top 6 (Cuz not like fav 5 phone thing lol)
Harry "The Hamper" Hardy: Skid Marks Row
George Carlin: I Say Bad Words LOL
Lexicondevil: Long Boring Story About College Explaining Race Relations
Glenn Beck: Xmas Sweater
Kristi Yamaguchi: Go Figure!!!
Juanito Funnito Burrito: Chuckle On My Chimichanga and I'll Bite Off Your…

Best Soup Actor Donovan Mcnabb
Best Soup Actress Tamsin Greig

OSCARE NOT!!!!!
I'll need 6 portions of raspberry coloured coffee and a swatch catalog if I'm going to sit thru this lol. Not like when I sit at the traffic light and I look over at the dude next to me in the Ford Escape blasting The Killers and I curl my tongue up and pretend im looking a piece of whip cream off my…

yea
Yeah i dunno, Marty is pretty kewl but me and Stan used to play games of chess in the park and go out for cheesesteaks and coffee afterwards, real potzer that one. Went to a party at Steve's house, the scotch was unbeatable but the blanket pigs, dont get me started. before I left I put onion rings around all of…

SCROOOGGGEEEE!!!! I always liked Scrooge cuz he wuz such a farty old geezer who moped around the house and went to the bank and prolly ordered fried eggs at the diner and then complained when the edges got a little brown and left like a 4% tip and he prolly had a nice little puppy who he fed the shop rite brand…

RULE!
lol I know sooo many things that RULE

Eww
Oh barfaholics yowwz! Isnt Todd Haynes the guy who casted a 9 year old girl to play Neil Young and then he turned into an old black man who wuz supposed to be Andy Rooney or some shitz? Kate Winzlet wuz at the Bell House the other night and I wuz there with my brohansson and he was like "Hey Katie Im an ammie…

OMG :)
Yoooozzz Hi I missed you av club I've been buzy in the snoww! Anywayyzers, this movie reminded me of the time when I died like 43 years from now but I woke back up in the 2398 and I was Calvin Klein's great great grandpap who had gotten stuck inside a canon in the war of 1810 and lived off of canola oil and…

YO YO
Yooozzz wutz the BUZZ today (lol)

K sorry so I wuz like, "Hold on Larry I'll show ya!) and at this point he wuz startin to believe me I think cuz he thinks I'm weird anyway (Cuz he's a frackin terdmaster, remind you!) Anyzzz he's like "I gotta go back, my mom just wanted to know if she could borrow some garbage bags (no, sorry) so I go to the fridge…

One time when I wuz a pup
Hey doodyz :) (see, like dude but poopy/doody lol)

Favorite lines of the night
"Pass that porkroll or you'll be visiting the taxidermist tomorrow"

Yea but I like him 2 Claire and you look like a Chinese man. But luckily for you Leopold doesnt like me too much because I think I made fun of him once for liking dorky metal music. But I always compliment him for being so good at drinking (And I'm pretty sure I could drink you under the table, kiddo!) So I dunno, you…

NFL for realz?
Lollz that's puurrty kewl (that's what Dolly Parton talked like when she wuz 17). But what I dont understand is why dont they want to donate the money thru the MLB instead of the NFL cuz lets be honest Haiti is not really a hotspot for football prospects anywayzzers. I dont see the point in building a…

Oboyoby
Lollerz I thought this wuz gonna be where Zgack is going around being like "Its So Raven" but instead I clickety-clack and get ZIP BAM BOOM allufasudden im watching a mime having a picnic by a railroad with a dead person. In the words of rippin ol' Grammerz "You show me one Frenchman and I'll show you a pile…

This is good newzzz
Barfaholic the tomato sauce at Dom's tastes like dingleberries blended into Ron Ron Juice. Why did it take the president of the company 25 years and strangers comments on Twitter to realize this wtf? But maybe it'll start a new trend in ads where its like 'honesty is hip' or somethinz and the Prez…

I don't buhhweeeeve you!

Party in my nose!
Kaaayy Ill friggety frackalin' admit it already. I love sneezing. OMG if Im bored and nobody will hang out tonight or w/e I'll go to the pepper rack and just take a lil huffy then I go up to my cat and aaagggg choooo-choooo away! Plus if yer alone and you start sneezing alot its fun to just let it…

Saw this coming…
OMG! Im actually not that suprised, cuz I heard Brian Hugh went to see The Wrestler with his dad (Charles? jk lol) and he had his headphones in most of the time listening to his new single "Blood in my Black-Caped Goth Stool" and then he took them off when Andy Rooney was crying at the beach and…

Ohmybeeerggghygh
Dude, so Steve Coogans entire career has been infatuated with the dynamic between someones public persona and their personal lives and how the persona affects the person and how the public perception of the person affects the persona and vice versa. AND…Coogan himself is a notorious figure of public…