METAL
MeTaL is like Boom ba ga chag beee dooo be dapp!!! Scary kinda but it makes u think about mortality and mena-pause!

This band rocks the frogs off your blocks! ugggggggg
My older brothers wife (Tracy, she dresses like a Tracy too she has a perm jeeezusss) anyway she always plays this band whenever I go over their house and she goes on and on and on about them. I sit there in the kitchen staring at her dumb wallpaper that has like…

He prolly said "There wasn't no ma. Liz or four thought"

I like that movie where he mopes around and plays craps and then goes to the bank and then he calls Minnie Driver whos like "I dumped that smart Boston guy who cries all the time cuz he wuz in love with these two bros and now I meet you and all you do is lose all our money all the time and you sweat alot and make…

Meryl Streep as Joan Rivers in Hands On A Hardbody: Somalia
Tom Yorke as Kurt Cobain in Bill and Ted's Horrible Suicide
Dustin Hoffman as Joey in Blossom 2010
Glenn Beck as Glenn Beck's Husband in The Christmas Overalls
Yoko Ono as Voice of Chainsaw in Michael Moore's Rainforest Capitalism

Steve Coogan yo….24 hour party people! That movie frackin rules! Also Kate Winslet in the Eternal Sunshine was the polar bears potatos!

Oh kewl its personal poetry posting time on the avclub? Did you post yours on here on purpose?

Blood milkshakes!
Oh man I actually went to see There Will Be Blood while I was on the cranberry ragamuffin but it wasnt really about that at all except for maybe in like a metaphoral way cuz like the oil was flowing out of the hole and there were lots of men trying to get into those holes and when they finally found…

Whaaaa
Are you guys oblivious?

Maybe the didn't put it cuz Bigfoot is such a mean man! Plus he's like 9 feet tall thats how I pictured him anyway! but the thing is he was kind of a nice guy in a way really, its not like Doc didnt say mean things to him too!

Ohhh man
This guy is like Toad the Mushrooms on acid after delivering a pizza in a hailstorm.

You used no-fiction?
Dearest AV Club,

Aw come on Homodell
Paddys just describing the song to hipsters and laughos cuz they dont tend to know that much about how the Christians work. Hes just tryin to make people get (although making lols at them too) the song and what itz all about which im sure the band would be ok with. You nerdzz would prob call it…

Wow!
That's a really good job he did! Neil is da man yowzzz

Ok do I understand you? Wes likes to make movies where the characters just imagine a bunch of random blurghagoogles? I agree! I dont know about his 'dreaming is vital' thing tho - making movies where people sit around having dreams is friggin boring cuz you can only see their hair and closed eyes and nose and stuff, I…

Ok I read it again. I dunno if I agree or disagree, cuz what!?!?!

I agree with your post! Wait what? Hold on

Flippin burgers like its Hamday
Don't be fartin on my DJ
Hes the one who brought the records
I eat peppers when my neck hurts
Martha Stewart has fatty khakis
Got a vag gut from eatin snackies
I lock up all my hamsters macaronis and my dancers
Rockettes are pretty kewl if you unscrew their heads
Stacy really writes my rhymes…

It's puurrttyy good (designing women voice) but you have to agree its weird to make a comicular storybook out of one of the most beloved TV shows of the 1970s and pretend like you cant even give some credit. And then to cut out Sheriff Lobo out of the picture completely was just some cold-azz shit yo plus he Billy Joe…

This guy!
This guy reminds me of CSI: MIAMI. Its not that bad but itz all kinda the same "my dad doesnt love me and I want to ride a blue motorcycle through Saudi Arabia and bring back six boxes of tobacco to my mom whos in Montauk with Naomi Watts sister who is going through some sort of field hockey crisis and her…