I dunno this ep was like a STATEMENT ya know? You nerds call it weird shit like subtext or somethin I think, but that word just makes me think of ordering a big delicious Italian sandwich and then taking a screwdriver to your keyboard and then putting all the letters inside your sandwich and then trying to chomp down…

History
Mom: You know I wasn't sure til this very second by my little babys still a virgin

Is this revolting me or am I just nutzz (for things that aren't revolting!)
Duderzzz do you guys live in places with construction?

Mez top 10!
Now KIM, yall know me and know I dont be playin much but Ill list my top 10 anyhowzers Enjoy (and feel free to buy and send me a tip jk!)

You forgot one!
Remember that Psychadoodles song from like 4 years ago? Fiesta Pants I think it was called! Hold up yo…brb gonna find the lyrics on googz K here they are! I loved that song!

Oh man
At like 3:30 on the Ober video, Ober jokes that one of the contestants has the flu and nobody really laughs except for one guy really loud. I bet Thomas Pynchon would write a chapter about that shit yo

Well mister, you've obviously never been THAT sad and for that you should be happy. If I had no shoes I'd be sad but not sad enough to die. Plus it looks like you go on vacation and by necklaces so I can understand why you want to stay alive. But depression Jimbo, I think its like explaining an acid trip. You can sort…

AWWWWW SNAPP!
I'm gonna order like 50 and then autograph them and hand them out on the 7th when we all do whiskey shots and get plasteroonies at the boche ball court!!!

Well ovi what they need to do is this:

Zodes, wtf you talkin bout homsies??? People go to see actresses, don't more people go to see actresses cuz they're pretty and have batty eyelashes?

Weird
Someone just mentioned this in another article. Holy crap! Does that mean you're using your own sites comments as 'sources' for the newswire???

What fun times!
"Hey I just felt like meeting that cranky ol John Corsavettes so I said fuck it Ill get paid allotta ducks to just do that movie" wtf. The other article is about working which got me thinkin here. I go to buy a brown stick with salt on it out of a vending machine 20 feet from my desk-chamber and I get…

Royksopp
Melody AM is the best music for like sitting and using a pencil. It's interesting and also kinda boring.

This sounds like…
Le Femme Nikita meets The Long Goodbye? Would that be in any way accurate (not in a court of law, more like in a court of stalls??? (Bookstalls :))

Poop on a nerd I didnt realize this is where to list it my list is all the way on page 4 which no-bodz reads :(((( So I'm posting it here not to post twice, but yo…Recognize fo weal (Ali G Voice)

Ok Ill do my stupid list but like who cares ovi
1. Moby Duck: Whales and Sails and Tales
2. Forests of Whitaker: Pants named Jeanne
3. Corex200001: Planetery Vibes, Intestellar Spaghetti
4. John Corbett: John Corbett
5. Win A Date With Tade Hamilton: Soundtrack
6. Hapless Stinkoids: Generation Stinkin Under Jennas Bush
7.…

Im gonna assume yer joking U2 cuz that album blows I waited 14 years (doing other stuff and keeping busy mostly) and it suxxxxed.

Whenever I see this feature…
I always picture the DVDs wearing briefs. Like they're just sitting in the factory, Star Trek snuggling up next to Humpday, the unlikeliest of friends but you know they share the same release date so they've become pals. And then a big bald tattooed guy comes in at 5am and wakes them up…

Ham sandwiches: Not pinkish in color!

I saw this without any pants on!!!
Cuz I saw it at home. On my laptop. In bed! Shazzaaaaam, I didn't actually go see this at the theater without the ol pantalonies on, come on people (Dr Phil voice :)).