I dunno…
I don't buy the whole "the aliens are a metaphor for Afghanistan's resistance with V being the US imperialism/Russia during cold war etc etc" but there was something a little bit telling about tonights episode and the one moment I can pinpoint it to is when Sarkav goes on the spaceship and immediately decides…

I think what the Counting Crowes reviewer guy is saying is that this game pretends like its teaching politics but Sonic and Mario Olympics doesnt pretend to train you for the olympics (or maybe it does I havent played it or rapped about it with anyone). So I was typing this and being like boo! I disagree with this…

I dont really play vid gamez that much
But yo this game is fo' real son (heh)! I liked in the wrestler where the wrestler says 'Call it doody?" That made me lol.

Ohhhh boy
You know what this movie reminds me of? Well prob you don't but you will soon.

Michael Clayton?
That's the most ovi "the crazy guy was right all along' movie and I know you guys liked it soo…soo…sooooooooooooo (I actually like sang that out in a opera voice, woke up my cat), so what gives?

Yo
Seinfelds back itz like 1994
Kramerz comin soon a knockin on the door
Georgie wearin flannels and angry at mad peepz
And Jerrys makin jokes like Stacy's makin beats!

YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

Holy pants, I just realized I had a tradition that I didn't even really realize is a tradition. So ok each Xmas is the only time of the year that I head back to the homestead and stay over for like more than 1 night. And my family was never much of readers, there's like books on fixing crap and dusty old boring…

Ruh Roh Chef Boyardee-e-ooosss
Dude are Keith and Tabitha not on speaking terms? He had to leave the room before she got there? There are a few possibilities here:

I don't do it much anymore, it was lotta more prevalent in the 90s as we all know and it squiggles my brain for like 3 days afterwards and I don't have as much time to sit around and be braindead for that long anymore.

Oh man
Whenever I trip balls I always end it by locking myself alone in my bedroom and playing Aphex Twin Ambient Works (any and all volumes). It's a great way to settle down/not feel like I'm on Earth, you know, during that part where you visualize all weird sick incestuous/murderous shit in your brain before you…

Your cohorts here REALLY only vaguely knew who Lebron fucking James is? I find it strange that people who are so into culture can be so unfathomably out of touch.

Nooo man, only his first EP was good. After he got a job where people knew who he was it was all over. Cuz he continued to talk about the same things he always did, but now more people know who he is!!!

I eat pork sandwiches all the time in the ABC world and if that is your picture and I ever see you I will either call the police because you look like a racist, or call Ann Coulter cuz you also look like a young republiterd, or I will call anyone on North 6th street cuz you look like a trustfund fake DJ no job hipster…

Oboy, I have mention my main man Cutty since nobody else has, he had really sad eyeballs. And Wee-bay too. He was cute with how much he loved his fishies who did time with him. His giant circle megaphone wife was the worst I almost was happy for him getting to finally be in peace in jai! (I think he wanted to go too…

Do people really measure the quality of a medium/genre or whatevs based on its worst shit? Like, you could say the 70s fucking sucked for movies because of Day of the Dolphin and Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. Whenever people go on that dumb rant "Ohhh TV is just so mind numbing and there's just too much crap so I…

Daniels wife was the biggest pain in the ass bore of a character. Every time I saw her in a scene I just tapped my foot through my floor until my foot fell off and hit my downstairs neighbors baby on the head. Dunno why I hated her so much, I don't like bald women that much maybe?

Freaks and Geeks, for all its bullshitty backlash on this over the top in the knowyness crowd, is the most lived in feeling show ever made I think. If you are the age everyone here is - mid 20s to mid 30s - you will just feel your childhood all over the TV screen. It captures the time and attitudes and feeling of the…

You're never jerky! You're one of the nicest people on this website, actually. I just wanted to say that and if you ever come to NYC I would be happy to recommend a good place to get Dim Sum or Korean BBQ or karaoke bar or cheap jewelry shop.

They turned David Foster Wallace into a shopping mall that sells airplanes???? Holy friggin ballsmackers!!!