Fantasies!!!
My fantasy football team is wonderful for everyone involved! Mr. Ochocinco gets to live out his fantasy of owning a chain of HOJO's in the mid 70s, while Michael Strahan takes up his love of deep-sea fishing on a giant scooner off the coast of Madagascar. And Tom Brady, well we all know he launches his…

WOW
We're getting quite the EDUCATION on the people in this movie. What's next are you going to invite Nick Hornball to sit down and answer some questions? That would be ok with me, one time on an airplance I read his book about songs he likes.. It was actually pretty good but he's kind of a total wussy, he was like…

WTFq
How can you schmohawks laugh at this show? Sometimes it doesn't only make fun of right wing people, it makes fun of left wing people sometimes too. David Cross is funnier cuz he makes hates Republicans wayyy more. I'm going to eat a POT PIE! (not a euphamism, like drugs!)

CK HOMEBOYYY!
Why do you guys hate everything cool? JK, you guys like a lot of cool stuff (shout out to the guy who told me to buy that hippetyhop comic, awesome!) Anywayzers, I think CK is pretty funny most of the time, and although his arguments are sometimes a little wacky and nonsensey I don't see why so many…

Dude, Ice Road Truckers is awesome are you kidding me? I think I would just really like to live in Alaska or someplace really frakkin desolate and cold so I eat up any shows like that. I met a halibut fisherman in Alaska and he was really cool and made like 200k a year just catching Halibut! He was like the dudes in…

Why would Burl have my phone number? :p

You are right, we would get along because both of us always are willing to get along with everyone, far as I can tell. Anyway, these things aren't something about history we don't know. They never happened doofus! But naw, I know what yer saying.

Halloween vs Xmas
You know who wins I figured out? Thanksgiving. Aside from some Shoprite coupons, the suffocating consumer culture has by and large not figured out how to cash in on Thanksgiving. And I can't figure out why - just cuz thanksgiving is about not shopping and hanging with the family - whatever, I don't…

For Christs sake
He's got all the technical skill in the world and he enforces the horribly pretentious Dogme 94 rules on himself and insists on making these vapid 'statements' about, of course, American culture, and religion, and hey lets throw in cutting up a coochie for the shit of it. And then you meet his 'fans'.…

I think you really had to be there, Joel, as cliche as that sounds. Ali was a volatile and outspoken black athlete who by the sheer force of his charisma impacted not just the sport in hithero unseen ways, but also left an indelible impression on many Americans about the war in Vietnam. He was the world suppressed…

Yes, of course!

I must enter a title
What has happened to boxing? It used to be a national friggin event, even up until Tysons last couple fights. Boxing was a major signifier of the 80s, maybe because big fights were few and far between and it was the era of all the glitz. Or maybe it would still be popular if the big networks…

Scarreeeddd
I'm scared of waking up to cockroaches on me. I'm scared of you people not liking me. I'm scared of eating rotten food. I'm scared of the dentist. I'm scared I will get long term memory loss. I'm scared of car accidents. I'm scared of my bladder exploding. I'm scared of getting into awkward situations in…

DB?
I thought he was like the most unpopular musician in all of the telnet. I walk into record shops and people avoid D just because they don't want to be mistaken for listening to him or caring about him as a person (jk but you get my point). Anyzzz, it's a little striking - this never before seen 'writer' who has…

Once
I couldn't really get why everyone thought this movie was like the perfect indie indie rock movie of all time. I think movies that are about indie rock are not very good; I'd be more interested in like a futuristic biography of how after Jay Leno retires he moves to Alberta and puts all his money into a chain of…

NOOOOOO
GAAWWWDDD, this stuff is so cutesy its like a teddy bear being thrown up by an infant inside a panda bear on a hot air balloon. It makes me want to move to Mumbai and open up a sweatshop factory that sells pomegranate flavored chickens. GRRRRRR can anyone else not stand these marauding jerks?

HEROES
My heroes are provole and salami with hot peppers! No but really, I am indebted to Henning Larsen for his vision and I would also like to mention King Pastoria even though he's not real but def my biggest fictional hero.

YOYOYO
Hey Leonardo,

Played this
Yeah, I played this at Brian's house tongiht (yeah Brian), and anyway it felt emotionally like the first scene from Days of Heaven, you know what I mean? Like it was just you being a terrible part of a big empire. Anyway it was fun but I just felt so shitty afterwards and still now. I know I need alot of…

I dunno, just thawt
This episode licked the emperors balls. I always stood by the show even when things weren't great (For it or myself) but this episode was like my brother on New Years morning. The contrivances were always silly but this is now OOC and Stiggs.