fart. fuck. heroin. wigs.

This is an outright lie!

fuck im good sometimes eh? just givin' er all i got

…on her massive boobs

Rookie of the year - fuck that bullshit

I came for some fucking foresight into Blue Velvet, this broad just keeps yapping on and on about being fucking beautiful. I wanted to hear what it was like being dry humped by Dennis Fucking Hopper while he yells "DONT YOU FUCKING LOOK AT ME"

while we're on the kick of awesome crime movies from the 70's, why not a quick mention of the following ownage fests: thief, the killing of a chinese bookie, straight time, the getaway, mean streets, badlands, bring me the head of alfredo garcia….god damn the 70's had some great fucking movies

Aaron Sorkin eh? I wonder wow much liberal bukkake will be thrown on all ya'll faces this time?

I gotta guy up the bay from me, his last name is cuntsman. As kids, we would say his name as much as possible.

God damn you guys, I fucking drink and smoke all weekend and you put me to test with this shit on Mondays:

I love reading AV Club articles as much as the next man, but goddamn, I don't need to skiff through 34 paragraphs to find out the answer to a question that that no one my fucking age should ever give a shit about.

This show tries so fucking hard. If community was an actor, I'd say its Dan Fogleman or Jack Black. It just can't stop flailing its fucking arms in the air like the littlest brother of 6 kids. Its like the ultimate fuckin wink wink nudge nudge to pop culture sluts consistently, and as a pop culture slut, I'll tell you…

Personality???? What the fuck. FUCK CHANG AND FUCK THAT WACK FUCKING ASIAN ACTOR FUCK. Everything he fucking does is the same, and again he's another actor that is very fucking face punch worthy. Gotttt damn.

I discriminate against anyone who has a fucking punch worthy face. Especially little bitches making the noise "urgh"

Man I hate this fucking guy's face. In fact, I hate everything about him. His voice, his fucking weird bald head, his whole getup.

But its got a great fuckin feel overall though, and was a great album to smoke a few joints to on sunday morning. I definitely felt it a lot more than his last outing, It was just too clean. This ones a bit more laid back and doesn't have too many wack chorus' (seriously…ROTATIN MY TIRES, wack wack shit)

Yeah, this shit wasn't too bad. I like his smooth relaxing country beats, but I ain't feeling the super country southern sounding shit. Perfect example, "Country Rap Tunes"

Here's my motherfucking situation: I fucking love Blu Ray's quality. I've got a few 50" plasmas, and a great audio setup. I fiend for the high quality resolution. I'm also a compulsive collector. I own about 800 DVDS and 800 Blu Rays. I also have around 60 Criterion titles on Blu Ray. So I figure why the fuck would…

Dr. Robuttnik, are you a man?

…? Every fucking thing he just said what? You're lingo is old and corny.