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Gould: California Split by a fucking long shot.

Go back to China, Bitch.

Friday Night:
What's your number - Pretty funny little romcom deal, as long as these fucking things have swearing, or dirty shenanigans I don't mind having to watch them with the wife.

Sounds like you had a bunch of cunts on that Airplane with you.

You are way too fucking easy to please, easytoplease. Who the fuck goes to see a love story about a zoo for its soundtrack? Lamest shit I've heard all day, and I've got a secretary that says "TA" when you hand her paperwork.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS IS FOR THE TERRORISTS, MERRY CHRISTMAS IS FOR US!

I loved that scene in The Sopranos where Carmela plays this song on the boombox for Tony when he's in the coma.

That is pretty fucking cool. Tangerine Dream don't fuck around with their soundtracks. Sorcerer OST fucking owns, and so does the movie. My personal favorite.

Thats the most awesome fucking triple bill ever. To Live and Die in LA and The Driver are two of my favorites of all time.

Friday night : Bad Teacher - It had some good laughs, Cameron Diaz was fucking great in it, and I usually hate her. "I'm gonna suck your dick like I'm mad at it" Is definitely one of the funniest lines of the year. From there we watched Halloween 5 (in an ongoing Halloween Marathon we started up about two weeks ago)

One of these things does not belong with the fucking others. What the fuck.

God damn I fucking hate college kids. Rob Delaney had a good quote about them I read last week, something like "It's perfectly acceptable to make a jerking off hand motion to a college kid when they are expressing their thoughts/beliefs or wisdom to you"

Precious…fucking Precious. God damn, I still don't know where I sit with that one. As a rich man, the movie made me feel bad for poor people who have retarded babies named Mongo. But, after about an hour of doing it, it just became so fucking repetitive that I started not feeling sorry for anyone but myself for having

Is that really what we're calling an awesome counterprotest nowadays?

Oh nice, one of these nice little who gives a fuck but I give a fuck posts.

Mirror you sound very white.

Paul Rudd is pretty much the best pussy ass hollywood actor there is. The guy is all about getting his life owned time after time, and just taking emotional beatings. But I can't help but love the guy for some reason.

Man oh man
Tom Waits fucking owns.

FUCK DAWES

Rise
The new apes movie was fucking great. Fuck James Franco and his wack ass girlie boy shit, the apes fucking owned that movie.