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devin faraci has been jizzing his pants about this movie for fucking months. i watched it and felt pretty much the same way this reviewer did, but much more bored. fuckin faraci.

Back in the late eighties I used to lie about movies coming out that weren't even made yet, just to see and hear peoples opinions about STUNT casting basically.

don't be such a pussy

joe fucking owns. get onto that shit. the ending, like most 70's films is pretty ballsy.

oh shut the fuck up already

this song/ride gave me a panic attack like no other back in my early twenties. shit was fucking horrible. had to smoke two joints after in a hideaway spot. ended up meeting a cancer patient in said spot, she was smoking some medicinal. it all turned around.

im really fucking surprised theyve kept him this long. goddamned AICN has better writers than this AA goof.

reminds me of the shot in THE MASTER with phoenix all hunched over jerking off towards the sea, the sky….and possibly god

hahahahaha

HEY HARVEY WEINSTEIN, TELL YOUR NEGLECTED TWIN BROTHER THAT WAS LOCKED IN THE BASEMENT FOR 40 YEARS TO HAVE A FUCKING SHOWER AND SHAVE.

youre a fucking knob.

first off, to the PIG FUCK that said "were not forcing you to come here" or whatever, fuck off.

these shitty articles where they prop up the new staff to try to get us to warm up to them are fucking annoying. the new staff is fucking boring. theres been no heart here since the original 5 left and i can't see it getting any better. LONG LIVE THE DISSOLVE BITCH

yeah yeah, we all know that. but i was meaning in a more biographical way.

"Does anyone want to know what lurks deep inside the recesses of Michael Bay’s heart, or want Justin Lin to abandon the Fast And The Furious franchise to explore his feelings about his father?"

how the fuck did kate winslett wake up to that face every morning? now freckly uglo-brunetteski rebecca hall has that pleasure…

this is definitely up there as one of my favorites of all time. i bought the original poster and have it framed, its a thing of fuckin beauty.

soooooo fucking good.

oh its definitely the greatest remake EVER. id agree with the thing, magnificent seven but id also add the fly, invasion of the body snatchers and true grit.

big baby jesus coming back from the grave yo