Right.  Just a handful.

May your worm-ridden corpse be ground into a fine powder and sold as discount cat food.

Neither, it's the biography of Crash Bandicoot.

I guess White House [CENSORED] wouldn't go over well, either.

Try High West.

Um…sorry to break it to you, but the UN is chock full of racist, misogynistic, homophobes.

This July fourth I will be smoking some pork belly for bacon.  Stuff has been curing for almost a week.  Two flavors: honey/bourbon and spicy cajun style.
Also, will smoke some ribs, some jalapenos to make chipotle, and maybe something else.
I braised some pork belly earlier this week on a bed of apples and onions,…

Now, is this worse than casting a Chinese actor to play a Korean?  Or for that matter, Keanu Reeves as Don John in Much Ado About Nothing (Branagh version)?

Fact: Michael Winterbottom's real last name was Coldcock.

As opposed to Funny Black People?

I recognize all of those words, but I can't make heads or tails out of this sentence.

But fewer cute little black servants in shorts than one of her parties.

Except for the demographic shift, yes.

So, how was the second one?  I hadn't gotten around to all the throat punching, yet.

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But of course they do (it does?).  Englishers are playing Americans all the time, they are in desperate need of American actors.  The real issue is that it is not Charlie Sheen.

Get 'im!

Jokes might take a bit of time since he would have to roll cigarettes or pack a pipe.

Put a wig on a homeless guy.  Done.

What about the Langoliers?